We Are Sooooo Screwed

I'm going to take a quick minute to harbinge a little darkness.

If you haven't been following the news at all, the midwest is experiencing some catastrophic flooding. Sorry if this isn't clear enough, but I don't mean "catastrophic" as a metaphor, I mean that hundreds of square miles of crops are being wiped clean off of the earth. What hasn't been affected by the ethanol craze is being affected by this, including the ethanol craze. With huge hectareage of ceral grains (corn especially) vanishing, we will see yet another spike in the cost of foodstuffs. Of course, this is going to be worse for our exportee 3rd world countries, but it'll be plenty bad for us, too.

Brace yourselves. In my humble Portuguese opinion, it's time to start thinking Victory Garden!